2008-09-17

The More Things Change...

…the move they remain the same.  Maybe my generation isn’t that different from my parents and grandparents.  Or maybe my generation isn’t anything at all.

I just read this article:

YOUTH & TECHNOLOGY

Generational Myth

Not all young people are tech-savvy

Very interesting, and for those who work with students this is a tension that we feel and struggle with often.  There is undoubtedly a massive curve of technology and the demand, need and responsibility to provide technological responses to our students.  However, while they are often referred to as the Techno-Generation (Technology Generation, Media Generation, Digital Generation), that may not necessarily mean all that it implies.  Our desire to categorize or label or generalize the characteristics maybe de more detrimental than helpful, especially when our aim is to bring individual students into a cooperate relationship with Jesus. 

Just because we’ve defined them as technological we should not assume them to have the capabilities or tools, understanding the processes or terms, or even desire to use such resources. 

Here are some quick highlights from the post.  I definitely have some thinking and processing to do…

 

“Every class has a handful of people with amazing skills and a large number who can't deal with computers at all. A few lack mobile phones. Many can't afford any gizmos and resent assignments that demand digital work. Many use Facebook and MySpace because they are easy and fun, not because they are powerful (which, of course, they are not). And almost none know how to program or even code text with Hypertext Markup Language (HTML). Only a handful come to college with a sense of how the Internet fundamentally differs from the other major media platforms in daily life.

“College students in America are not as "digital" as we might wish to pretend.

“Talk of a "digital generation" or people who are "born digital" willfully ignores the vast range of skills, knowledge, and experience of many segments of society. It ignores the needs and perspectives of those young people who are not socially or financially privileged. It presumes a level playing field and equal access to time, knowledge, skills, and technologies. The ethnic, national, gender, and class biases of any sort of generation talk are troubling. And they could not be more obvious than when discussing assumptions about digital media.

“As Henry Jenkins, a media-studies professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, wrote on his blog last year, "Talking about youth as digital natives implies that there is a world which these young people all share and a body of knowledge they have all mastered, rather than seeing the online world as unfamiliar and uncertain for all of us." Such discussions, he said, also risk ignoring the different ways young people use digital tools, from listening to compact discs to blogging to posting clever videos on YouTube to buying stuff on eBay.

“In reaction to Jenkins's post, Leslie Johnston, now at the Library of Congress, wrote on her blog, ‘I have worked with faculty in their 60s who saw something in being digital decades ago and have worked in that realm for years. I have worked with colleagues — librarians and faculty — in my own age group (I'm 44) who hate all technology with a passion and others who embrace it in all ways. I have worked with students at three different research universities who could not care less about being digital.’

“Once we assume that all young people love certain forms of interaction and hate others, we forge policies and design systems and devices that match those presumptions. By doing so, we either pander to some marketing cliché or force an otherwise diverse group of potential users into a one-size-fits-all system that might not meet their needs. Then, lo and behold, young people rush to adapt to those changes that we assumed all along that they wanted. More precisely, we take actions like rushing to digitize entire state-university library systems with an emphasis on speed and size rather than on quality and utility.

“I realize that by puncturing the myth of generations, I am pitting myself against one of the giants of 20th-century social theory, Karl Mannheim. In his 1927 essay, "The Problem of Generations," Mannheim answered Hume by positing that generations are not dem-ographically determined, but historically. Big events forge common identities. And proximity to an experience matters more than birth year. In other words, a Mannheimian generation might exist among all people who breathed in the ash and dust of the Twin Towers in New York City in 2001. But it might exclude people of the same age who merely watched the event on television from a comfortable couch in Madison, Wis.

“The concept of ‘born digital’ flattens out the needs and experiences of young people into a uniform wish list of policies that conveniently matches the agenda of digital enthusiasts and entrepreneurs of all ages.

“We should drop our simplistic attachments to generations so we can generate an accurate and subtle account of the needs of young people — and all people, for that matter. A more responsible assessment would divorce itself from a pro- or anti-technology agenda and look at multiple causes for problems we note: state malfeasance or benign neglect of education, rampant consumerism in our culture, moral panics that lead us to scapegoat technology, and, yes, technology itself. Such work would reflect the fact that technologies do not emerge in a vacuum. They are subject to market forces, political ideologies, and policy incentives. More important, such work would not use young people as fodder for attacking wider social problems.”

2008-09-16

Guy with Spoons

My dad sent this to me today. He said it reminded him of me and my two brothers, Trent and Todd. Of course I would not be the fella in the middle. My guess is that's Todd (only cause he reads this and Trent doesn't).

Book Review: Wild Goose Chase

I've been really behind lately with some book reviews. This one is a couple weeks past due.

Here is a much better review than anything I could come up with and will probably inform you on a much greater level. Actually check that...first what would help you out more would be this introduction video by Mark himself.

When we decide to pursue the Wild Goose we often what we often find out is that there are obstacles that we may have to overcome. Actually the imagery that Batterson uses is cages. After Batterson invites us to reimagine our faith pursuits he begins to help us define and guide us out of these many cages. Some of the cages that Mark leads us through are responsibility, routines, assumptions, guilt, failure and fear.
I don't know about you but I often times find myself in one or more of these cages.

Why Republicans Hate Wal-Mart

A former professor of mine, Mark Moore, recently post a short essay entitled "Why Republicans Hate Wal-Wart."
A good little read. Trust me it's short it won't kill your day to give a quick read.

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Quotable TV Quips

According to a Entertainment Weekly polling these are some of the greatest TV Quotes.

I saved you the time of having to go look through them by just typing them up here.  [Don’t sue me EW.]

24.  “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” – Jan Brady, The Brady Bunch

23.  “Maybe the dingo ate your baby” – Elaine Benes, Seinfeld

22.  “The tribe has spoken” – Jeff Probst, Survivor

21.  “Save the cheerleader, save the world!” – Hiro Nakamura, Heroes

20.  “We were on a break” – Ross Geller, Friends

19.  “Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.” – Eric Taylor, Friday Night Lights

18.  “It's going to be legen — wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dairy — legen-DARY!” – Barney, How I Met Your Mother

17.  “Pick me.  Choose me.  Love me.” – Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy

16.  “We’re not worthy!” – Wayne and Garth, SNL

15.  “Oh my God, they killed Kenny!” – Stan and Kyle, Southpark

14.  “If the apocalypse comes, beep me!” – Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

13.  “They’re called illusions, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.” – Gob Bluth, Arrested Development

12.  “Idiots are fun; no wonder every village wants one.” – Dr. Gregory House, House

11.  “Make it work.” – Tim Gunn, Project Runway

10.  “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of – and solution to – all life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

9.  “The most exciting, challenging, and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself.  And if you find someone to love the you that you love…well, that’s just fabulous.” – Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City

8.  “The sea was angry that day, my friends.  Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.” – George Costanza, Seinfeld

7.  “So what, no f—in’ ziti now?” – A.J. Soprano, The Sopranos

6.  “If we can’t live together…we’re gonna die alone.” – Jack Shephard, Lost

5.  “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” – Les Nessman, WKRP in Cincinnati

4.  “Oy with the poodles already!” – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

3.  “Make it so.” – Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation

2.  “You expect to get screwed by your company.  But you never expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.” – Michael Scott, The Office

1.  “You’re got spunk…I hate spunk.” – Lou Grant, Mary Tyler Moore

 

Not a bad list…but I’m curious what you and I would add.  I lighted the ones in red that I really like, and below are some that I would add.  You might notice that they are Seinfeld heavy…

 

-          "Nip it!"  - Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show

-          "Suit up!" - Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

-          "How YOU doin'?" - Joey Tribbiani, Friends

-          "No soup for you!" - The Soup Nazi, Seinfeld

-          "Jane, you ignorant slut" - Dan Aykroyd to Jane Curtin, Saturday Night Live

-          "Yada, yada, yada" - Seinfeld

-          “That’s what she said.” – Michael Scott, The Office

-          “Excellent!” – C. Montgomery Burns, The Simpsons

-          “Serenity now!” – Frank Costanza, Seinfeld

-          “I got hand!” – George Costanza, Seinfeld

-          “You know we’re living in a society!” – George Costanza, Seinfeld

-          “I could get uromisotisis poisoning and die…that’s why.” – Jerry, Seinfeld

-          “These pretzels are making me thirsty.’ – Kramer, Seinfeld

-          “So I bowl.  What’s really disturbing is that I’m good at it.” – Dexter, Dexter

-          “Do something to make me hate you.” “Um, go Hitler.” – Rory and Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

 

What would you add?

 

2008-09-15

Woody Allen & Billy Graham

These are both interesting and entertaining. Enjoy.


Evil in Our World

This is a sad story.

Satan worshippers kill and eat four Russian teenagers after stabbing each of them 666 times

One of the gang said, when asked what made him do it: ‘I tried to turn to God, but it didn’t bring me any money. I prayed to Satan, and things improved.’”

 

When we say and sing that Jesus is “Enough” or “Everything” or “All I Need” do we really mean it?

Without Christ in my life, where would I be?

2008-09-14

Kid from "3rd Rock from the Sun"

I just watch "The Lookout". Between this and "Brick" why isn't Joseph Gordon-Levitt a bigger star? This guy is a good actor.

Today I Really...

...want to see the movie "Eagle vs. Shark"
...want to be a morning person
...want to be able to read faster
...want to be more tech savy
...want to trust more
...want my career back
...think i should hurry up and get my pedicure with the princesses
...really enjoyed Talia's worship leading
...need to forgive and forget
...miss not having a best friend here in San Antonio
...wish my church was more creative
...hate that the Astros got served a no-hitter by the Cubs

I love...

I love my friend Talia’s homemade soap.
I love MLB’s playoffs.
I love fresh sheets on a bed.
I love finishing a book.
I love having the perfect words at the perfect moment.
I love receiving personal mail.
I love teaching with confidence.
I love a pitcher’s duel.
I love relaxed conversations over good food.
I love tipping well.
I love cool evenings.
I love a well crafted sermon.
I love a new pair of socks.
I love gazing at the stars.
I love new shoe laces.
I love road trips; the longer the better.
I love the smell of rain.
I love putting things in proper order.
I love coincidental number patterns.
I love women in uniform.
I love warm clothes fresh out of dryer.

what do you love?

New Record: Saves

Now this is a record I can really appreciate. I loved to pitch when playing baseball, and I loved to just reach back and throw the ball as hard as I could. Seeing fear in a batter's eye as you located one inside - on purpose or not.
This is what I appreciate about Francisco Rodriguez. He is all passion on the mound, often displayed by his celebrations on the mound.
Way to go K-Rod! 58 Saves in one season (and counting).

NFL Picks: Week 2

Saints @ Redskins = Saints
Bears @ Panthers = Panthers
Titans @ Bengals = Bengals
Packers @ Lions = Packers
Bills @ Jaguars = Jaguars
Raiders @ Chiefs = Raiders
Colts @ Vikings = Colts
Giants @ Rams = Giants
49ers @ Seahawks = Seahawks
Falcons @ Buccaneers = Falcons
Dolphins @ Cardinals = Cardinals
Chargers @ Broncos = Chargers
Patriots @ Jets = Jets
Steelers @ Browns = Steelers
Eagles @ Dallas = Dallas
Ravens @ Texans = Postponed

2008-09-13

Ray Boltz Comes Out

Former Christian music artist Ray Boltz comes out of the closet revealing that he is gay recently. Here is the article:
Certainly his songs were huge hits in the Christian music world. I'm curious if any of you have any thoughts or memories of his music?

2008-09-12

Revenge of the Beasts~

It seems that the wildlife were getting feed up and seeking revenge this week.

Check this out.

 

Shark tows Surfer out to Sea  HERE

Flying Fish breaks Teenager’s Jaw  HERE

Bears Jumps into boat and Attacks Man  HERE

Bees kill Six HERE

Now This Is Helpful

I couldn’t be President.  Outside of board games I struggle when to use aggressive force.  Inside the context of board/video games…I will destroy you!

How do we defend the cause of the powerless and balance the teachings of Jesus?  These aren’t easy questions or answers, and certainly this feeble mind won’t solve what the wrestled with since its inception. 

But I really appreciate these thoughts from a college professor of mine name Mark Moore.  Mark’s a brilliant thinker and speaker.  Check out his site, which contains some of his writings, sermons, and class lectures.

In this blog post Mark seeks to defend and define the pacifist.  He writes:

 

“Pacifism is not passivism—it is not sitting idly by while evil gains ground in this world…

“So what is pacifism? It is the uncompromising realization that we as humans are incapable of bringing about justice through violent retaliation. Hence, we relinquish all such acts to God in his sovereign and eschatological plan of judgment, justice, and mercy. Indeed, God have mercy on us.”

This is helpful as it gives me a clear interpretation of pacifism that I can attempt to get behind.  I’ve been guilty of understanding pacifism as “do-nothing-ism”, but in all fairness “do-nothing-ism” is how many pacifist live out their beliefs.  The pacifist here in America, much more often than not, does little to relieve the burden of oppression outside our own continent. 

My question today though is can pacifism be effective, or even displayed, without the counter balance of “righteous” aggression in our world?  

 

2008-09-10

Rap: Translated

This made me laugh...

Church Dancing

I used to think Christians who banned dancing were just idiots. But this video has changed my mind. Now I know that they were just protecting us...


2008-09-09

4 Month Fast: Update

So on that last post there was quite a few opinions on what qualifies and doesn’t qualify as a fast food restaurant.  Unfortunately many of you were just wrong, or your definition was limited.  I’m just joking…some of you had helpful suggestions.

But I thought it important to bring some clarity to the situation.  What I’m looking for isn’t necessarily a absolute definition but rather a set of guidelines by which I can narrow down the options.  If there are any questions after that, I’ll bring them to you.

 

So here are some guidelines when evaluating a restaurant’s fast food-ness:

 

Fast Food Restaurants…

-          …have a drive thru

-          …you order at a counter off a menu board

Real Restaurants…

-          …have someone seat you at a table before you order

-          …have actual waiters and waitress

-          …have printed menus

-          …have actual dishware

 

This is just a start.  Feel free to contribute some additional guidelines.

 

Now obviously there are exceptions to everything…so sometimes there will be questions.  Here is a list of current questionable establishments and the conclusion based on your input.

-          Subway = ???

-          Chipotle = Restaurant

-          Schlotsky’s = ???

-          Chic-fil-a = Fast Food

-          Ci-Ci’s Pizza = ???

-           

(Get the picture?)  Please offer your input.  I’ll continue to add restaurants as they begin to present themselves a problem during this fast.

2008-09-08

Video: Wisely

Have you seen this vdieo yet? It's by Wisely, called Through Any Window. It's really a great concept, plus it's got Jenna Fischer/Pam from The Office...Enjoy!

We've All Been There...


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Useless Knowledge

People who know me often say that they would love to play Trivia Pursuit with me.  This was said by at least two people this weekend.  Not so much that I’m really smart, but that I have a weird ability to retain pointless information. 

 

Here is a quick conversation that happened last night while eating with a group at Red Robin.

 

Chris: Hey Trevor…

Me: [diverting attention from another conversation] Yeah.

Chris: What season of The Real World had that Mormon chick?

ME: Um…New Orleans, but she was also on several seasons of those Real World/Road Rules Challenges…

Chris: Thanks I knew you’d know that.

Me: Why do I know that?  I don’t watch those.

Chris: [laughs]

Me: No seriously ask me something important.  Ask me to quote one Bible verse.  Seriously off the top of my head, I can’t think of one.

 

This is a really sad thing to me.  Although it wasn’t entirely true because we had just gotten out of church and at our church we occasionally like to use the Bible.  But if I can somehow parlay it into cash…well, then maybe I could sleep just a little better. 

 

Anyways, all that to say that while reading Mental Floss this morning I thought this was interesting…

 

Word Origin: Maverick

 

“Old Sam Maverick’s friends said he refused to brand his cattle because it was cruel to animals; competing ranchers said it let him round up and claim all the unbranded cattle in the neighborhood.  In an era that has sophisticates displaying designers’ initials, the Americanism maverick now means, ‘one who bears no man’s brand,’ or in McCain’s evocation [according to recent ads] of Thoreau’s metaphor, ‘marches to the beat of his own drum.’”

 

 

Strange News

This is a really odd news story …                                  

Officials: Burglar wakes men with spice rub, sausage whack

…honestly now, who does that?

2008-09-06

Finished Reading

I really enjoyed this book.
Now it's no secret that I'm a crier. I shed tears during movies, and people's personal stories and the occasional book. But this book, told in three acts, had me sitting in bed just in tears.
Maybe it had to do with the memories from back in the high school years laughing and imitating Chris, or maybe it was the source of Chris' demons that I suddenly felt connected to, I don't know but suddenly I spent my week in a weird funk. Knowing the "end of the story" and rapidly building towards the climax of Chris' death...well I found it a really difficult read...(lacking words).
The book repeatedly suggested that the Chris Farley seen in the sketch entitle The Chris Farley show was who Chris was. I certainly hope so. And that being the case the following clip is especially poignant, particularly Chris' last question about the lyrics from the Abbey Road album.

Uneven Bars

Maybe because of the Olympics you found yourself a fan of gymnastics. And maybe you've wondered why the guys and girls don't perform the same skills.
Well here is one fella performing on the uneven bars...

Listen to: Resurrection Letters Vol. II

I am going to continue to promote Andrew Peterson on this blog, so you just better get used to it or go out and purchase every album of his. Including his upcoming release of Resurrection Letters Vol. II.
If you need to give it a listen, because you just don't trust me, then just click HERE...

In case you are wondering why is Vol. II then click HERE and HERE (the second link is a humorous interview of AP (the artist) by AP (the interviewer), along with AP (the author) and a brief visit by AP (the children's artist).
Oh and I still giving away one of these upcoming albums...Currently only one person (way to go Chad) has responded to the contest...
Since the album release is Oct. 21st. I'm going to keep the contest opening until Oct. 14th. (also I'm sure when I actually receive these two copies...)

Quote - Chris Farley

I've been reading a biography on Chris Farley this week called The Chris Farley Show. It has been messing with me too; all week long I've been in this funky depressed mood.
Anyways here is a quote by Chris towards the later part of his life:

"The notion of love is something that would be a wonderful thing. I don't think I've ever experienced it, other than the love of my family. At this point it's something beyong my grasp. But I can imagine it, and longing for it makes me sad."

2008-09-03

Give Away!

I pre-ordered my copy of Andrew Peterson's Resurrection Letters Vol II. already and I get a second one for free-(ish).
If you want this second copy share your favorite Andrew Peterson song and why. I and another unbiased judge will deem who gets it.

Those who don't win...go order it HERE.

2008-09-02

4 Month Fast

So I am currently in day 2 of a 4 month fast. Obviously this isn't a complete fast, otherwise I'd be a real idiot. This fast is a two part-er, which I do need some help defining, but before I do that let me explain why the fast.

Lately I've been waiting on God for direction. The only thing that I've been feeling a calling towards was a fast. Most people already know that I've been on a Dr. Pepper fast for the entire year and have actually been doing well at that. But there really wasn't in point in the DP fast other than to see if I could do it.

Feeling a calling to a deep more purposefully fast I began preparing to limit my beverage intake only to water, milk and 100% juices. But seeing as I don't really drink milk (always afraid it's spoiled) or juice (always taste weird after I've brushed my teeth), this is essentially a water only thing.

As I considered how this would change even some of my eating habits I realized that I would have some struggles even going to Chic-fil-a, because there I've replaced my DP addiction with a sweet tea one. So the next thing I decided was to go ahead and plan to also fast from fast food for the final four months of the year.

So for the next four months (September to December) I will be replacing almost all beverages and fast food with prayer. Now this may seem like a silly fast, especially since I don't eat a lot of fast food, but being as my goal is to inject my prayer life with a little more power, consistency and purpose...well this works for me.

More specifically I will be praying for a least three things: (1) direction, (2) foreign missions and global causes, and (3) one particular friend who is currently on a mission trip. For this specific missionary friend I want her to know that while she is struggling with some situations and difficulties where she is at, there will be someone who is regularly praying for her and laboring with her.

I'm a guy who builds in routines and habits, and over the past year I've been going to Chic-fil-a during lunch at least once, usually twice a week (about the only time I eat fast food). So there will be at least 2 hours a week I replace with prayer. This doesn't count the numerous times a day I drive past a place and have to replace my hunger for fast food with prayer. Or every time I take a drink of water and send up a flare prayer, these tend to add up throughout the day.

What I need your help with though is defining what is fast food. Some places just easily fit the fast food definition. McDonald's, Chic, Burger King, etc. But there are some that I don't know about. I've been asking friends, but thought I'd open the discussion to everyone here. So far they aren't an issue, but maybe down the road. As these come up, I'll be asking for help from you, my blogging community.

So let's start:

How do you define fast food?

and

Are these by your definition fast food?
- Subway
- Chipotle

Texas Pride!

Aggie and Sooner fans will only find this fuel for their fire!

For the Ladies...

...especially those who just love a man with a beard!

Speechless.

2008-09-01

One Rare Day

There are days where you can live your ordinary life but at the end of the day question whether or not you're even a good person. Let alone whether you've followed closely to Jesus.
And while I could never tell you I've had a perfect day (I'm extremely self-critical)...
I will say that today, at the end of it all, I think I really was a good person.

2008-08-31

Toy Box Gang

From CIY.
Enjoy.

#1 "One Way"

#2 "Voices"

#3 "One of Us"

#4 "Cold Hooves"

#5 "Bon Voyage"

2008-08-27

Contemplating My Potential for Evil

I just read this in Mark Batterson's "Wild Goose Chase":
"I'm afraid that our therapeutic approach to faith sometimes causes us to
minimize our sinfulness in a human attempt to feel better about ourselves. But
all that does is short-circuit our understanding and appreciation of God's
grace. We can't appreciate the full extent of God's grace until we realize the
full extent of our sin. Then, and only then, can we chase the Wild Goose (the
Holy Spirit) and His will for us with passion."
Reflecting on this I was reminded of a conversation I had with a friend once, confessing my struggle to faithfulness and holiness. I had been dealing with some sin my life and wasn't seeing God bring about healing and restoration in my life. I was then doubting whether I should even claim the promises of God and just return to Him the distance coldness I assumed of Him. Would just indulging my sinfulness be easier than pursuing God's righteousness? Wouldn't that at least offer me that which God was holding from me?
My friend wisely recognized that these were just my emotions and moments of despair and didn't panic to "fix" me or correct my theology. Instead he encouraged me to pursue the evil in me. To honestly see how unrighteous I could be.
I scoffed at him thinking he was mocking my personal pains. But he looked me in the eye and challenged me to indulge all my pride, lust, greed and wickedness.
I tried to sleep that night considering the permission granted me to engage in all that I spent a lifetime wrestling to avoid.
Batterson quotes C.S. Lewis in his book:
"When a man is getting better he understands more and more clearly the evil that
is still left in him. When a man is getting worse he understands his own badness
less and less."
My God's grace when considered in light of my potential for evil is more and more unfathomable. There is no sin so great that God wouldn't dare remove the burden of it's weight from you and flick it off to the most distant galaxy.
If God's grace seems small today, maybe your sin is small. To which I grant you permission to pursue your sin.
As I just considered my potential for evil I rediscovered a God who's is holy and wild and greater and worth more than any other pursuit.
I trust you will too.

p.s. i was originally typing this on my phone and when i tried to save it for further editing it published...sorry to those you read the incomplete version first...

2008-08-26

The Church at its Best!

Florida Churchgoer Allegedly Pulls Knife on Congregation for Refusing to Give Him Butter

 

Our capacity for loving and being loved is overwhelmingly great. 

If this story can’t inspire you to a greater sacrifice…well you just may have a heart of stone.

2008-08-25

Congratulations

Way to go Hawaii! I honestly think Little League Baseball may be the greatest sport ever.
And it is the source of so many people's greatest sport achievements.
Breathe it in Hawaii!
Congratulations.

Future Yankee?

I'm sure the Yankees and several other MLB teams are not only scouting this kid, but are secretly offering his family some signing bonus cash. Also with a name like Jericho Scott, well it just sounds like a major league name.



2008-08-23

For Fun Time...

Just figure it out. You'll love it and waste a few minutes of your life.

This is No Joke!

This is an honest to goodness product. And this is the actual name of the product. I want to purchase a bunch and give them away as presents....

Have You Pre-Ordered

I am really anticipating this album. You can currently purchase 2 for $15 HERE. Buy one and share one.
Curious why it's called Volume II when there hasn't been a Volume I, well read this hysterical interview of Andrew Peterson (the musician), conducted by Andrew Peterson (the interviewer), interrupted by Andrew Peterson (the author) and a brief appearance by Andrew Peterson (the clown-like children's song writer).

Why You Don't Showboat

Does anyone know if this is real?
I found it labeled at Why You Don't Showboat.
I really hope it's real.

Boom Goes the...Veronica

So recently I purchased the three seasons of Veronica Mars and quickly went through them. Then I went about sharing it's crack cocaine addictiveness with my community of friends. Currently the dvds are making their rounds.
Here is a small clip from season 3 (don't worry no spoilers here)

I show this to you, because at the end of the clip Veronica uses the phrase "Boom goes the dynomite". Maybe you've never heard this phrase before, in which case watch this dreadfully pain-filled youtube classic.

I love so many things about this clip, but just a couple to point out would be these: First: "boom goes the dynomite"...awesome! Second: he refers to Reggie Miller as "the man". And third: The non-reaction by the other news anchors, and his reaction to them.
I was listening to Dan Patrick's radio show yesterday morning on my way to work, when he interviewed this guy, who current does investigating reporting in Waco, TX.
So glad I'm not him, but I do love his catch phrase.

I Object...

...I don't care about what pace they maintain, or that they do it in the rain...Walking should not be an Olympic event.

And just because some collapse and fall to the ground, doesn't mean I'll ever change my mind.

photos from cnnsi.com

Birthday Gift

Yesterday The Gang, my community group, gave me an awesome gift for my birthday.
This is a great gift as I stop in there about once a week. Sometimes I roam the thousands of CD’s searching for that rarity album that I must have.
Side Note: Once I found Can You Hear Us Now by David Crowder Band at this CD Exchange. This was back in 2000, I think. I didn’t even know it was out yet. So I quickly purchased the album and began playing all the time. About a month later I’m at a youth leaders convention that DCB was leading worship at, and I caught the boys during a break and asked them to sign my album. The guys began to freak out. What I failed to realize was that the album wasn’t even due for release for at least another month. They asked me where I got it and I told them, “at a CD Exchange in San Antonio”. A couple of the guys shoulders just sank. They had passed the CD out to local Christian bookstores in hopes of getting them to prominently displaying them upon their release. We concluded that some moron at the Family Christian bookstore took the CD and just sold it. David and the boys signed the album, “first copy ever!”. Please don’t ask me what
happened to that album…it makes me cry.

Anyways. This is a large gift from such a cool group, so I thought I should make a public declaration to use this for good and not for evil. I will also try to use it for the better-ment of the group. I’ll most likely get some TV series with it which we can pass amongst each other, and a CD or two depending on what’s left over.

Here are the albums I promise not to purchase: Click HERE.
And here are the TV shows I promise not to purchase: Click HERE.

If you have suggests on what to purchase and what to avoid, PLEASE leave your comments.

Birthday Cake

This is my birthday cake. My mom made the cake and dropped it off at Rachel's house, knowing that I would be attending my community group. Then my princesses decorated it...I'm amazed that there was "tink" cake decorations available somewhere. I've had that little nugget in my mind for a few years. When I wink at someone it always felt as if a small sound was needed. It had to be something delicate, yet not un-manly, reflecting the wink.
I came up with "tink"... I've thought it for a long time, but only recently shared it...suddenly it's a hit. Weird birthday treat.

2008-08-20

Great Commercial

This is great. I love the way EA Sports is interacting with fan video and playing along with the obvious flaws of their previous game.
Great discussion tool as well.

2008-08-18

Songs of My Day:

Three songs have dominated the disco in my head today and I thought I'd share them with you. I italicized the lyrics for you that were really hitting me difficultly. I have to apologize, because when I have mind dumps...the crap tends to hit the floor. Watch your step.

First: The Silence of God by Andrew Peterson

There are some YouTube video out there, but they were attached to some slide show so I didn't want to post on here, but if you want to hear the song, you can find it here.

It's enough to drive a man crazy; it'll break a man's faith
It's enough to make him wonder if he's ever been sane
When he's bleating for comfort from Thy staff and Thy rod
And the heaven's only answer is the silence of God

It'll shake a man's timbers when he loses his heart
When he has to remember what broke him apart
This yoke may be easy, but this burden is not
When the crying fields are frozen by the silence of God

And if a man has got to listen to the voices of the mob
Who are reeling in the throes of all the happiness they've got
When they tell you all their troubles have been nailed up to that cross
Then what about the times when even followers get lost?
'Cause we all get lost sometimes...

There's a statue of Jesus on a monastery knoll
In the hills of Kentucky, all quiet and cold
And He's kneeling in the garden, as silent as a Stone
All His friends are sleeping and He's weeping all alone

And the man of all sorrows, he never forgot
What sorrow is carried by the hearts that he bought
So when the questions dissolve into the silence of God
The aching may remain, but the breaking does not
The aching may remain, but the breaking does not
In the holy, lonesome echo of the silence of God


I've been making some big decisions lately. And then reneging on those decisions and starting all over. I think I missed my quarter-life crisis and opted for a third-life one instead.
Numerous people have encouraged me to listen to God, but I can't decide if He's not speaking to me or that there is just too much raging around me. And when you're counsel can not come to a consensus you can often feel like a dizzy child who's spun around a bat.
I love that this song reminds me that "the aching may remain, but the breaking does not". If you know this album of AP's then you might know that the following song decides that after the last tear falls it is God's love that remains.

Second: Welcome Home by Shaun Groves




Take, me, make me
All You want me to be
That's all I'm asking, all I'm asking

Welcome to this heart of mine
I've buried under prideful vines
Grown to hide the mess I've made
Inside of me
Come decorate, Lord
Open up the creaking door
And walk upon the dusty floor
Scrape away the guilty stains
Until no sin or shame remain
Spread Your love upon the walls
And occupy the empty halls
Until the man I am has faded
No more doors are barricaded

Chorus:
Come inside this heart of mine
It's not my own
Make it home
Come and take this heart and make it
All Your own
Welcome home

Take a seat, pull up a chair
Forgive me for the disrepair
And the souvenirs from floor to ceiling
Gathered on my search for meaning
Every closet's filled with clutter
Messes yet to be discovered
I'm overwhelmed, I understand
I can't make this place all that You can

repeat chorus

I took the space that You placed in me
Redecorated in shades of greed
And I made sure every door stayed locked
Every window blocked, and still You knocked

repeat chorus

Take me, make me
All You want me to be
That's all I'm asking, all I'm asking


Have I cluttered my life with so much of my own wants, and must haves, and sentimental burdens, and all the crap that prevents me from loving like Jesus loved? Does this stuff rule my space and time? I haven't removed Jesus, I've just pushed him into a corner.
I've been wrestling with the need to find change in my life. Maybe it's part of turning 30 this month, and maybe not. Maybe it's just that life didn't turn out like I had it mapped.
Or maybe it's just that I need to have a little "come to Jesus" conversation...well...with Jesus.
There was a time in my life when I had confidence in the Spirit and took bold risks. And lately I feel like a spiritual dwarf.
Which makes me consider that maybe I'm not the one who's too small, but rather maybe I've secured for myself a God who's too safe and small.

and Third: Fall For You by Secondhand Serenade



The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting
Could it be that we have been this way before
I know you don't think that I am trying
I know you're wearing thin down to the core
But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find
This is not what I intended
I always swore to you I'd never fall apart
You always thought that I was stronger
I may have failed
But I have loved you from the start
Ohhhh
But hold your breath
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
It's impossible
So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in I'm yours to keep
And hold onto your words
'Cause talk is cheap
And remember me tonight
When you're asleep
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you
Over again
Don't make me change my mind
Or I won't live to see another day
I swear it's true
Because a girl like you is impossible to find
You're impossible to find

Yeah, a little sentimental, background music for a WB show...or EW....or whatever they're calling themselves. But I like it. I bought the cd based on the band name and the album cover only to say, "oh I know this song."

Not Cool

Crap. I hate reacting to cheap scare tactics in movies and on tv. That would also include stupide videos that get e-mailed to you which include screaming witches at the end of a slide show.
But I cannot deny the fact that this video got me. Thanks...

Man Up

I swear I learned more from this than the church's last 5 Men's Breakfasts...

...(No not really)

Couldn't remember if I had posted this before, but it's worth it again.

2008-08-17

Religulous

Wow...I need to see this one, but am afraid how I'll feel after I've seen it. Not because a loss of faith but rather embarrassment or shame.

2008-08-13

Question Answered

Finally!
The answer to one of life's greatest questions has been solved.
The Question: Why do divers shower off after a dive?

Divers shower in between each dive to keep their muscles warm after getting out of the pool. The temperature of the pool water and the air are usually different (the pool is usually around 80 degrees, with the air temperature between 68 and 72 degrees). This difference can cause muscle tightness. To combat this, divers warm up in either the showers or a hot tub.

2008-08-12

Improving Thyself

On a recent road trip a couple of ladies decided to create a list of things I could do to improve myself. How generous of them huh? And while I often, almost to a neurotic nature, worry that there are elements of me to be improved I welcomed their list. What I was unaware of was that this was in actuality a list by the girls to improve me for their own benefit. In fact these ladies just now refer to this list as My Princess List (meaning how I can serve and support the princesses in my life).

I’ll let you decide on what you agree with and what suggestions of theirs am I doing well with and should just ignore.

And please feel free to add any additional suggestions…

THINGS TO IMPROVE ABOUT MYSELF

aka My Princess List

[Thoughts in the parenthesis are my thoughts]

- Try not to make Jamie or any woman feel insecure about her feet. (Even though she often wears flip flops and sometimes walks around with bare feet resulting in dirty, dirty feet)

- Be more mindful of the needs of princesses (Remember, princesses will blame you for anything, including when others lock their keys in their cars)

- Be more interesting (“What…what….what…what..be more constructive with your criticisms”)

- Pay lots of compliments

- Audibly demonstrate compliments given (A smile or head nod is not enough, the words “Thank You” must be spoken, even when the compliment is given back-handedly)

- Find more male friends (as an outlet)

- Bear the princess’ load when needed (via piggy back rides, carrying their ridiculously large purses, etc.)

- Don’t be around Taylor, she’s engaged which is practically married (I don’t remember the context of this suggestion, other than Taylor having just gotten engaged)

- Believe everything Rachel and Jaime say (Now that just seems excessive, right? But they said it so it must be true)

- Learn to…(this suggestion was rather crude so I’ll PG it up by saying)…appreciate toes. (you see I tend to think feet are usually dirty and gross, but they did offer their own toes for me to practice on)

I really like this commerical

2008-08-08

Quote

Here is a couple of quotes that I read today, from this book I'm currently reading entitled The Journey of Crazy Horse by Joseph M. Marshall III.

After Crazy Horse has his heart broken by Black Buffalo Woman.
"...the fickleness of yong women was always difficult to understand... so too were the ambitions of grown men."
Which is somewhat comforting that even years ago, despite time and culture woman are still a mystery.

Also...

As Crazy Horse's legend began to grow among his own people, some were content to wait and see...
"The reckless die young," the old men advised, "and their only legacy is their brief moment of glory, but over time it is forgotten. It is the steady and steadfast that prevail."
The old ones said, "so while it serves the heart and the imagination to hear the exploits of a new young warrior, one's who's quiet ways in camp contraditcted the stories of daring on the battle field. The old men puffed on their pipes as they sat around the evening fires and nodded knowingly. "Over time young Crazy Horse would give up his reckless ways," they said, "everyone does."
I can't help consider this quote in the context of the numerous up and coming baseball players that have been highlighted over the past couple seasons. And in the context of ministry, and the numerous young pastors who are rising lately.

Anyways. I am enjoying this book.

Understanding Men

Just because some of us grow old and out of shape doesn't mean we don't still have the drive for competitive sports. It's just that sometimes our sore backs and weak knees dictate this:
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2008-08-06

Question

What qualifies as having "read a book"?
  • a quick skim?
  • 1/2 the book?
  • 3/4 the book?
  • several paragraphs from each chapter?
  • each word?
  • each word understood?
  • listening to the audio version?
  • reading a book review?

How do you define "I read a book".

Looking for answers here, so make sure you leave a quick reply.

Thanks!

Quote

"The biblical fact is that there are no successful churches. There are, instead, communities of sinners, gathered before God week after week in towns and villages all over the world. The Holy Spirit gathers them and does his work in them. In these communities one of the sinners is called pastor and is given a designated responsibility in community. The pastor's responsibility is to keep the community attentive to God."

- Eugene Peterson

Thanks