There’re only six things you need if you want to snag a good woman: A guitar, chicken, wine, a car, running water, and some permanent markers. If you don’t have a guitar, a lute will do. You get those six things and you’re Don Juan, trust me.
I have to believe that that's sound advice. Do you think the "chicken" means a "live chicken", cause if not I could be real close to getting my good woman.
