Annoyingly Cute

Sure she's on one of those annoying TV gossip news shows (which are such a complete waste of one's day even though they suck you in and you can't help but watch...like a car wreck or a petite middle school girl eating a whole Chipotle burrito).
On a typical day the a mention of her and I begin to prepare for that annoying sound of fingernails on a chalk board (there might be some exaggeration here...)

But put her in a baseball uniform and...

C-UTE!

I could do to see Maria without the Red Sox hat, but I suppose since she's from Massachusetts (I wikipedia'd her) I can forgive her...at least during All-Star week.

Didn't really know this about myself, but apparently I'm a sucker for the ladies who love baseball and sport baseball uniforms. (Softball gals don't always count...I think it's the visor over the actual hat).

I knew Alyssa Milano was a big Dodger fan, but come on, every guy who grew up watching Who's the Boss? has a thing for Alyssa.

This IS Middle School

If you have ever worked with, parented or passed a middle school aged person, you'll recognize that one in this young man...

Something I'll Never Do...

No matter how much my momma believes in me, I will never be able to do this...

Definitely watch it all the way through. The last stunt is incredible.

Twitter the Heck out of Today

Do you Twitter?

I've been taking a real hack at it. For a while I was on a serious haiku kick when twittering, but lately, I've just been focusing on actual consistency. Today I twittered over 40 times. Not bad.

Give it a try and follow me and I'll follow you.

• tsharrison - MS quote of night: "i should win cause i made hitler, he was evil and no one liked him." about 4 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - "reading" the history of love while driving - was a little confused but things are starting to cleat up - "oh-h-h" - very nice about 5 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - lots of traffic on i-35, but not the worst, that's for sure about 5 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison actually out the door, in the truckini, and on the road heading towards home...yahoo! about 6 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - starting some end of the day paper - maybe i'll get out right on time today about 7 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - flying through this audit - may finish today - might have a few more in the morning about 8 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - running the time cards up to the front office about 9 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - trying to remember town outside of interlaken, switzerland where i went camping once about 9 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - some of my least words: "can you do me a favor" (just ask for help) about 9 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - subscribe to "trendcentrals" newsletter and you should to about 10 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - one more - check out "theselby.com" about 10 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - i'd check those out now, but the usaf doesn't give us access to these sites about 10 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - also need to check out "posterous" - a blog site similar to tumblr but accessible via e-mail. about 10 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - gonna have to check out "twiddeo" - the video version of twitter about 10 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - i had this lone long black hair on my left elbow - rather odd - plucked it about 10 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - haeseong (co-worker from korea) made springs rolls for us - holy crap those are awesome! - gonna have to make these myself (got the recipe) about 11 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - doing a self audit of all the folders - i know"......cra-zy! about 12 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - i seem to have a lot of awkward phone people in my life (that or i'm awkward on the phone - viable option) about 12 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - got note that small group is meeting at starbucks tomorrow...i hate coffee house...would prefer a diner or somewhere with slurpees about 12 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - sandy (co-worker) doesn't know how to make a rim shot (drum & symbol) sound...funny attampts though about 12 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - mental note: we need some plants in the apartmenrt, at least on the balcony about 12 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - not very productive this morning...need to pick things up a bit...actually check things off this morning about 12 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - simple joy - freshly sharpened pencil about 13 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - melon breeze orbit white gum - yum...+ is's proven to remove stains & whiten teeth about 13 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - first e-mail of the day...(drum roll)...is to accounting! about 14 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - finally getting around to eating my breakfast - this peach is amazing - & the pink lemonade is rockin' the house about 14 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - um... very strange... today powering up the computer & logging on took only seconds... something strange in this neighborhood about 14 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - logging onto computer - this takes forever about 14 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - listening to the dan patrick show on radio...except dan's on vacation, tony bruno is guest host about 14 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - taking deposit to bank for work... for some reason i have dreams of getting mugged on the way... that's just weird about 14 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - my boss is shocked that i'm five minutes early - but really i'm just five minutes earlier than normal - i got her trained about 14 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - arrived at work - this place has a lot of noice about 14 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - just passed a school - alice cooper in my head about 15 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - traffic not so bad this morning...yet about 15 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - "reading" the history of love by nicole krauss while driving to work about 15 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - mental note: sun does shine on my side of building...don't make morning decisions based on it in my window - still a little cloudy today about 15 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - breakfast : big-o-peach & pinl lemonade (mmm...i love pink lemonade) about 15 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - ...meaning no need for sunglasses about 15 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - going with specs...not much sun outside my bedroom window about 15 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - hmmm...first big choice of the day...contacts or specs? about 15 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - somehow in the last 10 years the mornin' shower and sink time has gone from one min to about 15 min. (on average) about 15 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - showerin' & primpim'...got to smell & look gooo-od (for the lad-ies...well + just good personal hygene (sp?)) about 15 hours ago from mobile web
• tsharrison - up and at 'em! hit the snooze a few times and now time to get going about 16 hours ago from mobile web

Terminator Salvation

There is a bunch of trailers for the new Terminator (Salvation) movie popping up on the internet. However this is the first with images of Christian Bale as John Conner.
It's really sketchy, intentionally so, but for just an earlier feeler to gain some excitment. It's working.
Should be an exciting triology.