2007-11-28
Christmas Theory
I thought I'd share my Christmas decoration theory. I have a few followers, but most people think I'm nuts.
I love the idea of fake trees, but believe in real trees. For this reason most of all: You can throw it away when you're done.
And I think you should through the tree out with all your lights, and dare I say ornaments. Take your fully decorated tree to the curb and watch the trash men take it away.
Growing up my mom has tons and tons of Christmas decorations, and I admit that her home is beautiful when she's done, but every year she ask me to come and haul the tubs and tubs of Christmas stuff down from the attic. She spends more to store he decorations that she did on the decorations.
Seriously, lights and bulbs are cheap enough to replace. If you're going to throw them away you don't have to invest in the expensive ones. And you will never again have to detangle strands and strands of lights.
That's what I call a Merry Christmas.
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Anyways I finally going to bed. I have a busy day at work tomorrow and then I will quickly drive across town to church, where I will teaching tomorrow night.
I'm teaching the first week in a new series call "Outside the Box", get it Christmas presents/boxes...yeah yeah yeah.
My allergies are killing me. Weeks like this force me to say, "I hate San Antonio". I'm coughing so much crap up that my throat is sore and actually coughed some blood last night.
It's also causing me to lose my voice. I just need to get through tomorrow, then I can recoup during the weekend.
Nighty night.
2007-11-27
2007-11-26
Midnight Cravings
Not Sucking
Check out this post from Church Marketing Sucks' website.
Know Your Audience
Building an Ideation Team
Cheap Marketing Ideas for Church Planters
Common Communication Mistakes
Communication In Print
Communication Online
Behold The Lamb
2007-11-25
Can't Believe People Enjoy This
Soulja Boy - Crank Dat Soulja Boy (Lyrics)
(yoouuuuuu!!!)
soulja boy tell em
ayy i got this new dance fo yall called tha Soulja Boy
(yuaaaaaa!!!)
u gotta punch den crank back three times from left 2 right
(aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yuuuuaaaaaa!!!)
Soulja Boy Up In dis hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat hoe
Now watch me youuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Youuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Youuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Soulja Boy Up In dis hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat hoe
Now watch me Youuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Youuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Youuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Soulja Boy up In dis hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Joccin' On dos Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now Youuuuuuu)
I'm Joccin' on yo bitch ass
And If We Get To Fightin
Den im coccin' on yo bitch ass
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
I Got Me Some Bathin Apes
Soulja Boy Up In dis Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat Hoe
Now watch me Youuuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youuuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Youuuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Youuuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Soulja Boy Up In dis Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat Hoe
Now watch me Youuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me youuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Youuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me Youuuuuuu
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Crank it up for sho (sho)
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin'Its da rubberband man (man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Lean'N To (Lean'N To)
Nope,You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folks, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly
Soulja Boy Up In dis Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now I Leave YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Soulja Boy Up In dis Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now I Leave YOOOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
All too clean off in dis hoe
Watch me crank it watch me roll
Watch me crank dat roosevelt den supa soak dat hoe(yooouuu)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
All too fresh off in dis bitch
Watch me shuffle watch me jig
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Den supaman dat bitch(yooouuu)
supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)
supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)
supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)
(ahhhhhhhhhhhhh YOOOUUUU)
Soulja Boy Up In dis Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now I Leave YOOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Soulja Boy Up In dis Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
Now I Leave YOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now I Leave YOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
(YOOOUUUUU)
(Ahhhhhhhhhh YOOUUUUU)
I love this...
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf
Quoting Other's Quotes
Anyways I thought I'd share a few with you, actually more than a few. Here you go...enjoy:
"What matters supremely, therefore, is not, in the last analysis, the fact that I know God, but the larger fact which underlies it--the fact that he knows me. I am graven on the palms of his hands. I am never out of his mind. All my knowledge of him depends on his sustained initiative in knowing me. I know him because he first knew me, and continues to know me. He knows me as a friend, one who loves me; and there is not moment when his eye is off me, or his attention distracted from me, and no moment, therefore, when his care falters.
This is momentous knowledge. There is unspeakable comfort--the sort of comfort that energizes, be it said, not enervates--in knowing that God is constantly taking knowledge of me in love and watching over me for my good. There is tremendous relief in knowing that his love to me is utterly realistic, based at every point on prior knowledge of the worst about me, so that no discovery now can disillusion him about me, in the way I am so often disillusioned about myself, and quench his determination to bless me."--Knowing God, pages 41-42
"God did not teach us the reality of His rule in order to give us an excuse for neglecting His orders." - J. I. Packer, Evangelism & the Sovereignty of God, page 34
"The physical resurrection of Jesus Christ is the cornerstone of redemption--both for mankind and for the earth. Indeed, without Christ's resurrection and what it means--an eternal future for fully restored human beings dwelling on a fully restored Earth--there is no Christianity." -- Randy Alcorn, Heaven, page 109
"Someday you will read or hear that Bill Graham is dead. Don't you believe a word of it! I shall be more alive then than I am now. I will just have changed my address. I will have gone into the presence of God." -- Billy Graham
From Tim Stevens’ Blog
From Of First Importance
“To those to whom Christ is the hope of future glory, he is also the life of present grace.” -John Owen, The Glory of Christ (Carlisle, PA: The Banner of Truth Trust, 1994), 34.
“We are never at peace with God till we resolve to be loved in Jesus Christ.” - John Calvin, The French Confession of Faith (1559), Article XVIII
“The gospel of Jesus Christ is as wide as human diversity and as deep as human complexity.”- David Powlison, Seeing With New Eyes (Phillipsburg, PA: P & R Publishing, 2003) 162.
“There are differences in the ways the New Testament writers present the facts, but there can be no doubt that for the New Testament writers as a whole it was the cross that was at the heart of the faith. In the literal sense of the term it was ‘crucial’.
We are saved, not by some fine theory and not by some blinding revelation and certainly not by our own best effort, but by Christ’s atoning death.
Therefore, any really serious attempt to understand the Christian way must begin with the cross. Unless we come to see what the cross means we do not understand Christianity.” - Leon Morris, The Atonement
“Fellowship with Christ is so honorable that the sorest sorrow is a light price by which to procure it.” - Charles Spurgeon, Morning and Evening (Hendrickson Publishers, 1991), 255.
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NFL Picks...Week 12
Houston at Cleveland = Cleveland
Oakland and Kansas City = Oakland
Seattle at St. Louis = St. Louis
Tennessee at Cincinnati = Cincinnati
Washington at Tampa Bay = Tampa Bay
Buffalo at Jacksonville = Jacksonville
Minnesota at New York Giants = New York Giants
San Fransico at Arizona = Arizona
Baltimore at San Diego = San Diego
Denver at Chicago = Denver
Philadelphia at New England = New England
Miami at Pittsburgh = Pittsburgh
2007-11-22
Happy Thanksgiving
My momma went all out in her new kitchen this year. This has been the first Thanksgiving in my parent's new home that they had built and moved into only a couple months ago.
We had a turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, corn cassarole, green bean cassarole, monkey bread and even more. Also my mom baked a huge apple pie, a peacan pie, a pumpkin pie (which she forgot to add the sugar...disappointment, but I love you mom), and a cherry pie. Awesome!
Oh and my dad went out and bought a few pounds of shrimp, which I love. Thanks dad.
Chelsy and Cayla were home. Todd and his children, Haley, Jacob and Rebekah were also here (I say here because I'm typing on my mom's laptop while everyone is bloating in the living room).
And my friend William came too.
It's been a good day. Chelsy's trying to talk me into going to see The Mist with her...do I want to go. I guess we'll find out.
Well I going to grab another Dr. Pepper and join the family.
Happy Thanksgiving...God is Good.
-T-
2007-11-20
Creative Christmas
Sadness
Three boys, 8 and 9, charged with raping 11 year-old girl
I'm sure as time passes and details come there might be some commentary on this, but for now there is nothing good in this story.
The Science Behind It...
First: (click HERE for story)
An astronomer from the University of Memphis, named Gerrit Verschuur, has a theory that would complete with fairly recent studies that were supposed to solidify the Big Bang theory. It deals with hydrogen gases and cosmic seeds. I'm not scientificly gifted so maybe you can think this through better than me, but it seemed significant.
Second: (click HERE for story)
Apparently a student from Oregon State named Bobby Henderson created the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a satirical psuedo-diety. The FSM is growing in pop culture fame and challenges the faith behind the creationist theory. It's actually a great argument. Check it out.
Happy Slaps-giving!
Pure Awesome-ness!
2007-11-19
Hero me this...
2007-11-18
Model Behavior
Anyways at church our communion time (which I should post about sometime, because I love it so much) involved the presentation of fresh produce by individuals that will be delivered to needing families this week. There was a produce section down the center of our church worship center, spread out on our communion tables. We recognized our shared meal with Christ that must be demonstrated and opened to our community.
The message today was delivered by Randy Frazee (via video as always). Randy is the candidate for the senior ministry position at Oak Hills Church relieving Max Lucado, who is transitioning into our writing and teaching pastor. Randy is coming from Willow Creek Community Church in South Barrington, IL where he "oversees the development of community through the neighborhood initiative, as well as overseeing several areas of the church including Community Care, Membership and Spiritual Discovery." I was highly impressed with Randy and the presentation of his story. (More on him in a minute).
After church I went to lunch with William Hass and two friends of his from Midland/Odessa named Todd and Matt. They were in town to help celebrate William's birthday and to attend a NickleCreek concert in Austin. We went to Thai Spice, a local Thai restaurant that just about everyone I know enjoys. I got the same thing I get every time I go there.
After lunch we said goodbye to Matt and Todd who headed back to Midland and William and I went to G.R.A.S.P. A local ministry that the church donated the produce to and with the college/singles (I hate these titles) community group we helped organize and build baskets of food to be delivered this week.
From there William, Chris (our church's associate who oversees the H.S. ministry) and I went to Chili's where apparently William has a tradition we had to fulfill. From there we went back to church, watched last weeks episode of The Office on the big screens, and then reorganize the chairs and tables in the worship center. The online episode of The Office had these really catchy commercials from Target that were stuck in mine and Williams head. Two guys dancing to a song in there head, while moving furniture...why and I sharing this?
This evening we at Journey had some time with Randy, who spent most of the morning at the Crownridge campus. Randy speaks very clearly and with an incredible amount of authenticity. I feel as if I already know him. There was a meet and greet afterwards in the community center. I chitchatted with Max and Randy a little and I'm am unbelievable impressed with their integrity and humility.
It challenges me on the kind of man I desire God to mold me into. Authentic. Humble. Compassionate. Skillful.
NFL Picks...Week 11
2007-11-15
Quote
‘Oh,’ says such a poor soul, ‘I pray—and yet I sin; I resolve against sin—and yet I sin; I combat against sin—and yet I am carried captive by sin; I have left no outward means unattempted—and yet after all, my sins are too hard for me; after all my sweating, striving, and weeping—I am carried down the stream.’
It is not our strong resolutions or purposes which will be able to overmaster these enemies.
There is nothing now but the actings of faith upon a crucified Christ, which will take off this burden from the soul of man. You must make use of your graces to draw virtue from Christ; now faith must touch the hem of Christ’s garment—or you will never be healed.”
- Thomas Brooks, The Unsearchable Riches of Christ
Lovin' It
I am complete fascinated by the whole thing. I guess I kinda noticed students hugging more than I did when I was their age, but never registered anything abnormal.
But the news that punishments are now being dished out for this behavior is awesome and sad.
Read Student gets detention for giving 'hug goodbye' HERE.
Is It The Same?
I still have boxes and boxes of comics in my closet, all in protective plastic covers, ready to pull out and be read at a moment's notice. I love holding them in my hands. I love the regular trip into that geeky comic book store world and picking up the newest editions.
While I do get a little tired of the collecting and maintaining and storing of the comics, something about the digital seems to be missing.
New Term
I don't remember exactly which post of hers it was from or I would try and direct you to it... my apologizes.
But the term was "shadow millenials", refering to young people who graduate high school but do not attend college.
I'm still muling over what I think it implies.
Any thoughts?
Anticipation
Election Help
Jesus' vs. Jesus's
I was never mistaken for a English/grammar genius but is this really that hard to figure out?
Now I suddenly have an irrational fear (subtle shout out) that someone will correct me on my obvious misunderstanding of the apostrophe rule.
indiana
Something Everyday
As I move at the snails pace I get to see something exciting everyday. Today was no different. And I've decided to start sharing these.
So my first commute experience that I get to share with you is....(drum roll)....
That's right, the Oscar Mayer WienerMobile!
I'm not a huge hot dog fan, but who can't smile when you see this driving down the road. I know I couldn't. I was driving so I couldn't get my camera out in time. But seriously this is like a once in a year kinda thing. You have to stop, take notice, and thank the Lord God for blessing you with such an opportunity.
2007-11-13
Gotta Have It
Already selling my individual seasons.
I really need to get married. So I can have the excuse that the wife is the reason I would own this.
2007-11-11
5 Seconds
ROCKY I-Balboa
300
BACK TO THE FUTURE
All the BATMAN movies
TITANIC
LORD OF THE RINGS
Passion
Enjoyable
2007-11-05
Horrified!
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2007-11-03
NFL Picks...Week 9
Time On Your Hands?
Check out this site for the history, methods, rules and physics of shooting rubber bands.