2009-03-15

Bambi Lives

Tonight I almost killed Bambi as she tried to cross the road. (Was Bambi a she?)
The deer sat in the road staring at me like...um...well...a deer in the headlights.
I used my ridiculously quick reflexes and slowed down time to Matrix levels to avoid the deer.
I first week left, but so did the deer. So I began to turn the vehicle right, up until the deer swung his head that direction. Finally, with inches to spare, I maneuvered left barely circling the young doe.
I think the car behind me avoid her too, but I can't be certain of that.