I had this conversation today at work with Gloria. Gloria is about 55, hispanic, works part time for us, and loans me her Blockbuster videos. She's cool.
Gloria: (as I walk by) Trevor are you looking for a date?
Me: Always. But aren't you married? (okay I didn't ask that question...but I should have.)
Gloria: You should look around libraries.
Gloria: Because you like to read. Do you go to libraries?
Me: Yes. (and then I just stare at her)
Gloria: (a brief pause and then) Oh...or at the movies.
Me. (I just walk away)