2008-05-08

Confession

So I suppose I should be embarrassed by this but I'm just going to own it. I came home from youth group tonight and sat down on my couch and watch 27 Dresses all by myself.
I won't say that hated it, I did laugh out loud a few times. But I also feel the need to inform everyone I was reading through my Baseball Digest (they have tough crossword puzzles and trivia questions).
Also the soundtrack was pretty good.

[Note to Self - Do something extra manly tomorrow.]

2008-05-07

Audio

This is pretty cool. A little long, but a few of you will really enjoy it.
I remember watching this live on TV but the audio is really fun. Vin Scully is great.
When Kirk Gibson comes to bat the roar of the crowd is hair raising.
Enjoy!

2008-05-06

Tonight - Watching Cloverfield

WARNING: If you haven't seen the movie don't read too far into this post.
I'm currently watching Cloverfield. The Deuce and I have tried to persuade Philip that these events really happened. I'm not sure if he's buying it. That's a scary monster.
If you were in the middle of some horrible event how hard would it be to take a phone call from your mother.
I have a song from The Braak Show stuck in my head. I'm hot for you baby...I'm a big ol' beet... da dat da da dat... I go good with meat." Maybe later I'll find the youtube clip for you.
cra-vas or crev-ess?
What would you think if you were walking in a subway and you saw a flaming (on fire) homeless man?
I'm teaching tomorrow night. We've been going through spiritual roadblocks and I'm going to talk about the roadblock of the believing and accepting God's unconditional love.
The chick who blows up in the movie...where else have I seen her. Hud the camera guy was on the show Carpoolers.
That chick is in heels running around New York. Oh wait she took them off to climb the stairs.
If I could teach one lesson it would be about the love of God. If I had only opportunity left to share with students it would be to share the love of God.
"You came back for me." Cheesy line. First off they didn't come back they just came for her no. No back. Tomorrow is the food show and I'm really excited!! I'll definitely take tons of photos. I know I promise that a lot but this time I mean it.
A crashing helicopter might be an interesting ride...say a six flags.
That chick survived a iron rod through her chest and a helicopter crash...wouldn't it be ironic if this was her lucky day.
Getting your legs eaten and falling out of the mouth of a monster...not a good ride for six flags.
I bet if I tell Philip a few more times that this real he'll believe it.
We are now going to watch some more real footage in the special features.
Anyways these were just thoughts while watching a movie...or at least those I was able to quickly type on my phone.

2008-05-03

We'll Miss Him

Julio Franco has officially retired from baseball. The man hadn't played this year, but was able to suit up for 55 games last year. Oh did I mention he's 49 as of this year. He had a 23 year career. And the amazing thing is he is actually fitter than half the league and quicker than many others as well.
Congratulations Julio!

Captial Punishment Revisited

I'm pretty sure that I could turn my back while this grandma broke off a switch and taught this child to hate "doing bad things".

How about you?
Would a good spanking be in order here?

Tada Jada

I'm up late watching the second season of Doogie Howser M.D., and Jada Pinkett just showed up. She's in the hospital to have her leg operated on, and Ray [the former gang banger who held Doogie and Vinnie hostage in a gas station (season 1) turned hospital orderly...or course] is hitting on her.

Oh holy crap...Julius Erving just showed up in a Doogie daydream....Awesome!

She's no John Mayer....

...but ain't that cool?!

Plus I dig her name...Kaki King.

2008-05-02

Sometimes...

Sometimes my job requires me to ear t-shirts with rainbows on it. [that was my day]
Anyone have any good job leads?

"How did one group get to claim refracted light?"
- Demetri Martin

2008-05-01

Sanitized

The Deuce asked me to blog about some utensils he recently had the pleasure of using. I told him to post about it on his blog, but apparently he's a girly-man and "can't find the time"-blah-blah-blah. Seriously man it takes just a few minutes out of your day.

But I'll post it for him anyways....

I hate getting dirty silverware at a restaurant, but I can't stand not having holy-sanitized-silverware. Thankfully the good people some eatery in Austin not only properly washed these utensils but then put them in this handy-dandy baggy thingy. I'm especially thankful for this because I do not like my silverware being exposed to the elements.

But then they go a little further and on these handy-dandy baggy thingy-s they printed three prayers. Because worse than un-sanitized silverware is forks and knives that God personally has not been invited to bless. I like to think that what these prayers are for, blessings for holy-sanitized silverware. Because whoever would possibly take the time to appreciate these prayers probably will already ask a blessing over their dinner.

But going one more mile still...there is three prayers on these handy-dandy baggy thingy-s . One for Protestants, one for Catholics and one Jewish prayer. Again I'm just assuming, but I believe this to be because you never know which group's silverware the Great I Am will be personally be watching over.

Why I Love Sports

This is a great story. After 5'2'' Sara Tucholsky hit her very first home run every she forgot to step on first bases. As she made the quick turn back towards the bag her right knee blew out. She crawled through the pain back to first. However for her homerun to count, she had to complete the trip around the bases without her teammates help.
Only one solution could be found, and that was by the first baseman of the opposing team. Members of the visiting team lifted up Sara Tucholsky and carried her around the bases, pausing at each to let Sara make the appropriate touch.
FYI - Sara's team won! It was the losing team (who were knocked out of the tournament, ending their season) that showed her amazing honor.

Double Feature

Today I took a sick day and except for a quick visit with the insurance adjuster I chilled at home and enjoyed a double feature at the local matinee house...er I mean my couch.
Here's what I watched:

2008-04-30

Question

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If Metropolis is to Manhattan what is Gotham City?
I assume some people will say Chicago but I disagree.
And I base this thought solely on the idea that as often as Batman and Superman interact, specifically within the Justice League Organization that they cannot live to far from one another.
Now the argument can be made that at Superman's speed distance doesn't play into the equation. Maybe...but distance would get in the way with the amount of time they are able to interact.
Therefore based on the size of the city depicted in the comics and movies I would suggest that Gotham City is an east coast city, and more specifically some New England city.
I have two guesses:
(#1) Boston - Bruce Wayne's wealth would fit this city that everyone outside of hates.
(#2) Newark - Everyone knows that New Jersey is a haven for the low lifes found in abundance in Batman's everyday.


Those are my suggestions...how about you?
If Metropolis is to Manhattan... then Gotham City is to _____________

Uno

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I'm sure this will cause a few hundred more deaths per week, but sweet Lord...I want one!!
I have no clue how fast it goes, but is does have two wheels for some stability.
Also it runs on electricity...so I assume I'll be pulling mine up Leo and Tobey at the stop light.

2008-04-29

Gift Ideas

As the big 3-0 anniversary of my life approaches (only 4 months to go) I thought I should offer up gift ideas, because I know you'll are planning on big purchases.


















bedfan only $79.99














wall desk only $655.00











folding bike only $164














bottle cap tripod only $10.99



















aquatic climbing wall only $7999.95 (I'll also need a pool with this)

Thanks! I promise to share.
-t-

Scariest...

...Commercial Ever!!!!

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2008-04-28

"she's just being Miley"

A little over a week ago I was on one of my trips to or from work (can't remember which) and a song came over radio. It was a typical pop song that music elitist will instantly and snobbishly reject and criticize, before tossing out band names and artist that they know to be musically superior and untarnished by the trappings of commercialism. [These are also the people who proudly tout their hybrid vehicles or their outstanding gas mileage - proud of their green lifestyles – but never recycle...irrelevant and disingenuous...just joking...sorta]. The vocals surging through my speakers were raspy – or were they husky? – and with a slight hint of southern twanginess. And I have to confess I actually enjoyed the song and so I turned up the volume and gave the song a little more attention. Who was singing?...Miley Cyrus.

I was surprised too.

I can’t say I’ve never seen her show, because before my sisters were college bound they often left the family TV turned to the Disney channel. So I’ve seen parts of her show and of course I’m not ignorant so I’ve heard of her, but I couldn't’t really tell you anything. And despite my assumptions I was actually impressed.

From that point I’ve paid attention a little more, especially when I hear that she’s dedicating her youtube clips to Jesus and making other bold open confessions of faith (more than I can say for any previous pop princess…Jessica Simpson having a former Baptist youth pastor for a dad doesn’t really say anything in and of itself…)

I know my niece Halie loves her and I’ve perused the young girls clothing sections in search of Hannah Montana gear (not something I plan on doing again without a female buffer…you get strange looks from shopping mommas).

And because she’s been known for her strong role model status in a current culture dying of role model dehydration I’ve even prayed for her and her family, knowing that our media has a way of chewing up and spitting out individuals in pursuit of the all important American dollar.

So I find it disheartening today to find her having to apologize for indiscreet photos taken. I don’t make it a practice to post photos of topless 15-year-olds on this blog, but after some deliberation I assumed everyone who reads this probably has already seen it or would find it easily.

And I don't know who it is that I'm upset with. Miley for the poor choice. Her parents who were at the shoot and allowed the photo. Vanity Fair for printing/posting it. Or Annie Leibovitz for talking/coercing Miley into and taking the photo.

Now certainly these don't excuse her other mishaps on her myspace, but I don't seem to really blame her for having the naivety of a 15-year-old. She's making poor adolescent decisions much like every adolescent I know, her's are just made on a national stage.

I met another 15-year-old this week who told me that she was just coming back to church and that she had recently gotten herself into trouble. Later I found out that as her parents were going through a separation they found out that she was trying certain drugs and sexually active. So I'm not quite worried about Miley yet.

Personally I think the above photo isn't very attractive. To me the photo portrays Miley as one of Heath Ledger's Joker cronies from the new movie (the red lipstick I think). But I'm not stupid enough to believe that Annie Leibovitz, Vanity Fair and whoever else involved with the photo wasn't trying to sex up the Miley image no matter how many times they try to say it was an artistic attempt.

And this "artsy" attempt, at least to me and even in light of Annie Leibovitz's distinguished career, feels to be just as much exploitation as what the we have seen from a west Texas compound.

I feel like I'm rambling. I suppose what's tumbling and turning in my head tonight is that this young lady has some serious pressures in her life. And the students I interact with on a weekly basis are under the all kinds of pressures and expectations as well...

...and my only answer is to pray.

I'm not really sure what to pray for, but I'll keep on.

Hilarious

This really made me laugh. Even more than the actual 911 call, the off screen reporter who is cracking up to the chagrin of the lead anchor.

2008-04-27

Quote

I quote this all the time and people star at me blankly...well let me rephrase that...while people star at me blankly I often quote from this clip.
I just repeat over and over...
Maybe by posting it'll get stuck in some others heads too.

2008-04-25

Coming Soon

I am really looking forward to this May. Two reason on my calender jump out immediately.
1) May 22, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull. I've already taken off from work.
and
2) Ill be able to wear this...This is my pass for May 7th's annual Food Show. Numerous food distributors will set up booths with the intention of selling their products to food vendors (restaurants, schools, etc) buy having chefs prepare samples of the food.
It's hard to imagine so I'll be taking pictures for you. I like to loiter around the seafood booths and enjoy the piles of shrimp.
So awesome!